$9,000 And Worth Every Penny

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Looking for a Christmas gift that the giant tool… Er, giant tool-lover in your life will love? Look no further than the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. 674 Amazon customers can’t be wrong, can they?

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With over 87 implements, the sleek and subtle device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It’s a steal at just $9000 plus shipping, meaning you won’t feel so bad about the second mortgage you’ll need to take out to pay for it. According to users, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it’ll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Now that’s value!

The Wenger Giant Knife includes 87 implements for almost any situation:

  • 2.5-inch 60% serrated locking blade
  • Nail file
  • Nail cleaner
  • Corkscrew
  • Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  • 2.5-inch blade for Official
  • World Scout Knife
  • Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler
  • Chain rivet setter
  • Removable 5mm
  • Allen wrench
  • Cock ring
  • Screwdriver for slotted an Phillips head screws
  • Removable tool for adjusting spokes
  • 10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
  • Removable 4mm curved
  • Allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
  • Patented locking screwdriver
    Universal wrench
  • 2.4-inch springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
  • 1.65-inch clip point utility blade
  • Phillips head screwdriver
  • 2.5-inch clip-point blade
  • Club face cleaner
  • 2.4-inch round tip blade
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Cap lifter
  • Can opener
  • Shoe spike wrench
  • Divot repair tool
  • 4mm Allen wrench
  • 2.5-inch blade
  • Fine metal file with
  • precision screwdriver
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler
  • Butt-plug
  • Awl
  • Toothpick
  • Key ring
  • Tweezers
  • Reamer
  • Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
  • 12/20-gauge choke tube tool
  • Watch case back opening tool
  • Snap shackle
  • Mineral crystal magnifier
  • Compass
  • Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  • Telescopic pointer
  • Fish Scalier
  • Hook dis-gorgor
  • Line guide
  • Shortix laboratory key
  • Micro tool holder
  • Micro tool adapter
  • Micro scraper, straight
  • Micro scraper, curved
  • Laser pointer with a 300-foot range
  • Metal file
  • Metal saw
  • Flashlight
  • Micro tool holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  • Screwdriver 1.2mm
  • Screwdriver .8mm
  • Fine fork for watch spring bars
  • Reamer
  • Pin punch 1.2mm
  • Pin pinch .8mm
  • Round needle file
  • Removable tool holder with an expandable receptacle
  • Removable tool holder
  • Special self-centering screwdriver for gun sights
  • Flat Phillips hea
  • screwdriver
  • Chisel-point reamer
  • Mineral crystal magnifier
  • Small ruler
  • Extension tool
  • Spring-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Tire tread gauge
  • Fiber optic tool holder
  • Can opener
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Cap lifter
  • Wire stripper
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